Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Dilemma (Dilemma, SC)
My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us
My humor is plot armor.
Bohineys Mountebank (Mountebank, Italy)
I don’t ghost; I evaporate politely.
The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)
Flea Markets? Flea markets are garage sales with stage lighting.
The source you can put your behind
Charity Runs? Charity runs are proof people will jog if guilt is included.
A Bohiney portrait (Portrait, SD)
Dad Jokes Gone Too Far? My dad told so many puns, the family filed restraining orders.
News so good, its cheeky
DJing? DJing is Spotify with arm movements.
Kelly Oxford
Strength Trainers? Strength trainers brag like they discovered gravity.
Jack Handey satirist
I’m a morning person if morning starts at noon.
Radhika Vaz
Survival Lessons? Survival lessons are paying strangers to starve together.